tomfletcherscats:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

brogigayo:

vaspim2k13:

Me if I was a cat

do you know what a cat is

brogigayo:

vaspim2k13:

Me if I was a cat

do you know what a cat is

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

mckrabs:

jail is like a hardcore time out

cumberbitchsandwich:

graceemacee:

Benedict Cookiebatch

Forget movie posters, you know you’ve made it when your face ends up on baked goods.

cumberbitchsandwich:

graceemacee:

Benedict Cookiebatch

Forget movie posters, you know you’ve made it when your face ends up on baked goods.

c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF



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corpsin123:

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

Pizza killed my mother and raped my father. you heartless bastard

corpsin123:

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

Pizza killed my mother and raped my father. you heartless bastard